Linkisms

Marilyn:  Link, what kind of pet would you like?
Link:  I would like a puppy.  I want a puppy that grows up to be a bulldog.
Marilyn:  NO, you don't!!!!
Link:  Mar, you don't know my life.

Link:  Daddy, did you know that the nose is the kitchen to my mind and the eyes are the living room to my mind?
Nate:  Oh.....ok.