You know you are the baby when:

You know you are the baby when your parents don't correct how you say the following words:

Webbins for Weapons

Type rope for Tightrope

and

Micoscroft Word for Microsoft Word

Discussion in the car:  I don't like ham.  Well, I only like the ham in the cheeseburger.

Discussion in the bathroom:
Me:  Are you guys out of shampoo or body wash?
Link:  Yes, but I just used the Pert.
Me:  What about body wash?
Link:  Yeah.  I just used Pert for my whole body!