The act which will never be spoken of

Today started off fine. After work, I picked the boys up and went to the grocery store. Nate called and was on his way home to run. He called the minute we got into the grocery store and told us that there was no bus. So, he would hang out at the bus stop until we were done and then we could pick him up. The grocery stop went great!! The kids were wonderful. Once we got to the car, Nate called and the bus showed up. He was on his way home. It took him 80 minutes to get home.(RIDICULOUS) So, the afternoon was off to a semi-troublesome afternoon, but we could easily make it better. We get home and go in the house. I notice that Nate is outside with Hunter. We all go up and start unloading the groceries and Hunter does a BAD, NASTY, DISGUSTING thing that will never be spoken of!!!! DON'T EVEN ATTEMPT TO ASK!!!! So, the rest of the afternoon/evening was spent rectifying what Hunter did. Everyone got a little testy and Ethan decided at that moment to not listen. I asked him to stand on the stairs and not move....he decided to come down after three yells not to. I yelled very loudly "LISTEN and STOP NOW!!!" He says, "Relax, it's nothing to be ashamed of." I had to go into the kitchen to not laugh at him. It was hilarious.